i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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