So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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