I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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