Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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