Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
