At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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