Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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