Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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