I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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