that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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