so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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