You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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