Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize
