HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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