we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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