Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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