Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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