Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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