how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
