And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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