Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
