So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
