got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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