He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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