I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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