Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Houston, we have a squirter
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
