Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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