He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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