tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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