that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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