did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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