I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
