So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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