We named our party play list daddy issues
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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