found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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