Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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