I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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