thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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