you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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