i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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