If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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