so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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