I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it wasn't lemon gatorade
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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