i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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