It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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