does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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