Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
