i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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