rhymes with "ouble enetration"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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