i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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