I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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