AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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