You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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