I must be too annoying 4 u.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
